Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Thoughts inspired by Chris Rock's Good Hair

1) Nia Long should sooo play me in the movie of my life.

2) I had the culture of hair on my short list of dissertation topics in the beginning stages. If I had stayed with that, maybe I'd have been in Chris Rock's film.

3) What was Barbara Walter's issue on "The View" this morning? She asked a question about black women's hair that Whoopie answered about 5 times. Then she immediately asked Chris Rock, who gave her the same answer.

An addendum: Thoughts about my crappy day that should shock teenage girls into using birth control every single time:

1) I've actually had poop in my hands today. Twice.

2) Yesterday my son sat on the toilet and peed a straight line. Onto me.

*And happy, happy birthday to The Diva!


ck said...

Poop on the hands never stops being gross. And funny. To other people. :)

The Diva said...

Thanks for the birthday wishes. It was good although we didn't go out. I had a good evening with my husband and my daughter. Funny how priorities change as we get older.

Anonymous said...

pee on straight ;) and poop in the hands... priceless

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