3pm Yay! Baby boy pee-peed in the potty! Mommy is so proud of you!
4pm The sound of your screeching voice is going to make me vomit. Seriously.
5pm Oh! We need to share a potty treat! Celebration!
6pm Hitting your sister is not okay. And where did you get that pot?
6:15pm Screaming girl. Screaming boy. I really don't like you people. Seriously. Could you just go ahead and fight each other? Maybe you'll knock each other out and I can have some peace up in here.